Reblogged from its-f0rever
Expect Less
.not here to please.
YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME:
YOU FIND A GOOD SPOT:
BUT SEE THAT IT’S ALREADY TAKEN:
9…8…7…
6…5…4…
3…2…1…
AND YOU THINK OF THE PERFECT SPOT:
“READY OR NOT…”
HERE I COME…
(Source: tyleroakley, via wowfunniestposts)
A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of whole fish.
(Source: progressivefriends, via thingswilllookbetterinthemorning)
1: The stoners in the back like:
2: The class clowns are like:
3: Girls on their period are like:
4: The bestfriends are like:
5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like:
6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like:
7: That one person who is always texting is like:
8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like:
(Source: theexoticloser, via wowfunniestposts)
